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The Cowgoddess Creed card reads, “An infant needs to have constant unfettered access to its maternal breast.

This need is written into a baby’s genetic and biological code and is therefore incontrovertible and non-negotiable.”

Hathor says, “Carry the Cowgoddess Creed and demand your baby’s access to everywhere you want to be.”

Baby thinks, “I want to be there too!”

Eldest Daughter says, “Laminate it!”

 

-jb

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