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Hathor reads, “Charlie’s heart stood still. ‘It’s a golden ticket!’ screamed the shopkeeper leaping.”

The television says, “They…used…to….read!”

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How to make a T.V. cozy!

(Illustration of a piece of fabric and the shape to cut out of it)

Wrap behind (secure with Velcro).  You will need a hot glue gun.

Glue on anti-T.V. motto in felt letters (“T.V. Sucks!”)

Glue on fringe.

Hathor says, “Don’t forget glitter and rhinestones! You are a goddess, after all!”

[After 2 weeks, smuggle out T.V. leaving cozy. No one will notice or care.]

 

-jb…