Mama is speaking at a Post-Logical Parenting Conference.
Mama: Babies need to sleep by their mother. Sucking is protective and the heartbeat is regulating. This has been well established.
Yet, adult beds aren’t made with infant safety in mind. there are no STANDARDS (hint, hint) So, what do you ‘PARENTING EXPERTS’ recommend?
audience at once:
A CRIB IN THE MOTHER’S ROOM WITH A PACIFIER!!!!
Mama: no, no, NO. Let me try this from a different direction….