…One of the comics from my new ebook: Free Gifts of Formula and Other Unsavory Things (only .99 on iPad and Kindle!)
Hathor: Hello! Can I speak wit the CEO of Fisher Price please? Yes, my name is Hathor.
I’d like to file a complaint about your formula give-away which as you know, undermines a new mother’s ability to breast-feed and greatly impairs the health of infants.
Phone: surely Ms. Hathor you don’t have a problem with ‘free food’ for babies?
Hathor: BREASTMILK! IS! FREE! FOOD! FOR! BABIES!! YOU MORON!
phone: Yes, well…and how many more times will you be calling today?
Hathor: Oh, I’ve got you on speed dial and I’ve got all day!