…This was created in 2007 for MySpace’s silliness, but seems to apply to Facebook just as easily. Enjoy!

 

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Myspace.coms avatar nudity rules

This is appropriate: (photo with a big breasted woman with stars over her nipples)

letter reads: Dear pornstar, yay you! welcome to myspace.com and enjoy spreading your love um…avatar around. xox, the censor

 

This is inappropriate: (photo of mother breastfeeding)

Letter reads: Dear mother, it is obvious that you have not read nor understand our rules in which we clearly star “no nudity of a sexual nature.” your obscene photo has been removed. Sincerely, the censor

 

Hathor says, “grrrrrr.”

baby thinks, “why don’t YOU have star nipples?”

 

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