Nudity Laws

…In Honor of today’s Facebook Nurse-In, Hey Facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene! (Official petition to Facebook) and FB! Stop harassing Emma Kwasnica over her breastfeeding pics and nursing mothers everywhere, I’m posting a comic every hour all day long…comic #5

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Man offscreen says, “Hey! You can’t be topless it’s illegal.”
Hathor responds, “I’m not topless, I’m breastfeeding.”
Man: I can see nipple! It’s against the law!
Hathor: You distracted me, it’s still legal!
Man: Sure as long as you don’t expose your breast! That’s illegal!
Hathor: Breastfeeding is legal and a little breast will be showed, that’s life.”
Man: It it means you’re going to expose your breasts then it’s illegal!
No nipples!
Hathor: Oh Yeah??!!!

Man comes into the frame, he’s shirtless, fat and hairy: Yeah! Nudity Laws, Lady!
Hathor thinks: Note to self, Nudity laws just be revealed.
Baby thinks: His breasts aren’t even someone’s dinner!

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