Things For Sale!

The 2013 Simply Simplify Calendar

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as .pdf, by donation (you decide what you can pay), you print at home and tape and staple together OR you can run it by your local print shop and VOILA!;o)

Please note, after you make your donation you will be taken to the .pdf, this is a LARGE file and will take a few minutes. I, in my impatience, decided the link was broken and kind of had technical support on stand-by, when it finally loaded. I know you dear mama will have much more patience than me. If you have any difficulties at all, please drop me a line and I will help in every and any way I can.

Hope you enjoy the Simply Simplified version of the calendar! Donate right here, below!





Love,
Heather

The 2013 Calendar

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Hi all,

First, if you ordered the 2013 calendar, or haven’t yet, there’s still time. It’s finished and at the printers.

Second, did you know that much of this week is a holiday? While my 2013 calendar is sitting at the printers, the actual humanoid printer is away celebrating and is not really printing. At least not right now.

Third, did you know that tomorrow is January 1. (Probably not, because sadly, you don’t have a 2013 calendar yet.)

Fourthly, the printer will not be off of vacation until tomorrow morning, and then who knows where my calendar is in the queue. We here at Cowgoddess Command Central hope our print job is right at the very top of the list. We really do.

Fifthely, AS SOON as my printer will print me the ‘sample’ I will scurry to his shop and give it the okay. (Being conscious not to want to make changes, there’s so much I want to add!!!!!) And then he will print, yes indeedy.

Six-y six, how long could that possibly take, I mean, I ordered 20, that’s probably 20 minutes once the machine get cranking?

But of course 7th, I have to address the envelopes. Oh wait, do I even have any envelopes? Where did I put the envelopes from last year? (note to self: check under the bed. if that fails, utility closet.)

and then lastly 8!!!!!!!!!!!! I will rush at my very fastest to the post office to mail them to you.

That’s only 8 steps, and I figure, at the very most it will take a week. I will not panic, I will do my best not to frantically send them priority and thusly eat into my $3 profit ;o) We’ll see how that goes.

We here at Cowgoddess Command Central know that you have many many places to buy calendars and that sometimes calendars even show up for free, mostly BEFORE the start of the year, we truly understand that by waiting for my late calendar you are not only patient, but self-scrificing, and possibly a saint.

If you would like to continue waiting into the New Year for you calendar, because Hey, we’re moms, where did we need to go anyway ;oP (that my dear mamas was sarcasm!) Then thank you, I appreciate your patronage.

If you would actually like to start the New Year with a calendar on your wall we have one of two options, you can acquire one from your local office supply store, OR you can print out these pdfs of January and tape them together in the middle and pretend like it’s a full calendar. Course that requires tape, which might mean a trip to your local office supply store anyway, and then if you have to do that and you still forgo the already ready calendar then definitely, truly, you deserve sainthood, you really do.

thank you for being such a great supporter,
kisses and love into the New Year,
Your faithful Cowgoddess-y comic servent,
Heather

January pageJanuary

A give-away, a freebie, and a business update…

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…Good morning, and welcome to 2012. A time and place of hopefulness and joy. Seriously. I’m not kidding, universe, Hopefulness and JOY! Or I’m going to get tough. But since I have a role to play in how much hopefulness and joy there are, here’s some great stuff happening here right now:

See the sponsor right there, The Mother Magazine? Right on the right. See it, big and gorgeous, that ad? Click it. Check it out, the Mother Magazine, for Americans, too. Because we’ve lost our last Mothering magazine and boy do we miss it. What else are we gonna put on the coffee table when opinionated Aunt Martha visits-besides of course, Mama is Comic books ;o)

So here’s the deal,

order a subscription to The Mother Magazine and receive a free first issue, the 50th issue, Jan/Feb 2012. After you order the magazine send an email to infoUSA@themothermagazine.orgwith the code ‘freebirth’ at checkout, and the folks at the magazine will send you your free magazine!

Here’s another deal,

I have calendars for sale and right now they’re flying off the shelves, you want one, seriously you do. It’s only $14 and chock full of fun. AND, for the next few days you can try and win one in the contest that’s happening at the bottom of my page (I’m trying out rafflecopter so give it a fly and tell me what you think!) Win a calendar!

Coming up I’ve got another give-away, it’s about food, and recipes and ooops, I’m keeping it a surprise, but it will be just in time for your “I swear I’m going to cook more nutritious foods” resolution to really sink in. Just a few more days.

Finally, an introduction to some new features on my site, starting at the top right:
1. I’ve added a tip jar up there in the top right. Donations are always appreciated.
2.Just under is my Kachingle Medallion, for those of you who want to make easy, painless donations to all of your favorite websites on a monthly basis, you can join for only $5 a month and include me in your kachingling.
3. There’s the Mother Magazine, go ahead subscribe!
4. My calendar for sale.
5. My cousin-in-law’s lovely jewelry for sale, go ahead, click!
6. A change.org petition. sign the petitions you believe in, I make $1 per signature, it’s a great way to make me a buck without really costing you anything.
7. My facebook widget, LIKE me if you haven’t, I post LOTS of news over there, check me out.
8. My Amazon shop.
9-12. A few of my new products for sale. Photos coming.
13. What I’m reading now.

So there you go, lots to do and a new comic will be posting in just a few hours,

Thank you for continuing to read the comics after all these years, your feed back means the world to me.
I’m hoping your New Year is full of the joy and happiness that the hugs of little babies bring. Big kids too.

xox,
Heather

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