Nudity Laws

…In Honor of today’s Facebook Nurse-In, Hey Facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene! (Official petition to Facebook) and FB! Stop harassing Emma Kwasnica over her breastfeeding pics and nursing mothers everywhere, I’m posting a comic every hour all day long…comic #5

__________

Man offscreen says, “Hey! You can’t be topless it’s illegal.”
Hathor responds, “I’m not topless, I’m breastfeeding.”
Man: I can see nipple! It’s against the law!
Hathor: You distracted me, it’s still legal!
Man: Sure as long as you don’t expose your breast! That’s illegal!
Hathor: Breastfeeding is legal and a little breast will be showed, that’s life.”
Man: It it means you’re going to expose your breasts then it’s illegal!
No nipples!
Hathor: Oh Yeah??!!!

Man comes into the frame, he’s shirtless, fat and hairy: Yeah! Nudity Laws, Lady!
Hathor thinks: Note to self, Nudity laws just be revealed.
Baby thinks: His breasts aren’t even someone’s dinner!

YouTube Proclamation

…In Honor of today’s Facebook Nurse-In, Hey Facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene! (Official petition to Facebook) and FB! Stop harassing Emma Kwasnica over her breastfeeding pics and nursing mothers everywhere, I’m posting a comic every hour all day long…comic #4

________

Mr. YouTube: …MySpace, FaceBook and YouTube do declare that from this day forward, there will be no images (still or video) of short little bald men chewing on breasts.

Hathor: Woah! Woah! Woah!
Those aren’t short little bald men, those are Babies! They’re eating! That’s how they’re fed! Are you kidding me with this?!

Mr. YouTube: Oh Well, we stand corrected. Yet the original intent of our proclamation remains….
Hathor: And your original intent is no images (still or video) of babies eating?
Mr. YouTube: Yep.
Hathor: sigh, it’s like talking to someone with a slippery grip on logic.
Mr. YouTube: At least we’re consistent.
Baby thinks: Cuckoo.

Mr. YouTube

…Today is the Facebook nurse in/protest. I can’t go to any of the protests in person, so I’m doing my part by posting a breastfeeding in public focused comic every hour, all day long…this is from 2007, a similar situation with YouTube…comic #2

__________

Hathor asks, “Mr. YouTube? I’d like to ask you, and FaceBook and MySpace some questions about your policy, the one where you won’t show images of babies eating?

Mr. YouTube: yes?

Hathor: Can kids eat on camera? a six year old?

Mr. YouTube:Well, I don’t know about that.

Hathor:What about formula? Can a baby drink from a bottle on camera? or is it the Breasts? Is it all breasts?

Mr. YouTube: I don’t know, um…I think, no, um Uh…

Hathor: What about tiny breasts? male breasts? Is it because they’re round? Have you got something against circles? Have you considered that you might have ‘issues?” That maybe you need to speak to someone? Get help? Possibly rest?

Mr. YouTube:I’d like to speak to my psych…um er, lawyer, please.

Facebook’s Breastfeeding Photo Policy

…In Honor of today’s Facebook Nurse-In, Hey Facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene! (Official petition to Facebook) and FB! Stop harassing Emma Kwasnica over her breastfeeding pics and nursing mothers everywhere, I’m posting a comic every hour all day long…comic #1

_______
The logic problem that is FaceBook’s Breastfeeding Photo Policy.
man says, “We take ’em down and if you put ’em back we’ll suspend your account…it’s how we roll.

IT’S BECAUSE OF THE NUDITY…
But is this nudity? Or this? Or this?
Is there a square inch nudity standard? do you use a ruler?

IT’S BECAUSE A NIPPLE IS SHOWING…
Like this. So what about this? or this? Or this?

IT’S BECAUSE FACEBOOK HAS TO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT COMMUNITY STANDARDS…
Mama says, “yet in most communities it’s perfectly fine to breastfeed where ever you’re already entitled to be.”

Facebook’s logic is illogical….