Hit First.

While sitting in Pandora’s sand box:

Girl shouts, “Mommieeee! She won’t play right and I want to hit her!”

Other Girl shouts in response, “Mommieeee! She’s gonna hit me so I want to hit her first!”

Hathor says, “Seems like I spend all my time trying to resolve conflicts of children.”

Baby thinks, “What? Is there another peace march?”

Hathor’s sign reads, “If ‘Hit first’ is the solution then I’ve got a lot of explaining to do to my kids.”

Eldest Daughter’s sign reads, “No war!”



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