…One of the comics from my new ebook: Free Gifts of Formula and Other Unsavory Things (only .99 on iPad and Kindle!)

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Hathor: Hello! Can I speak wit the CEO of Fisher Price please? Yes, my name is Hathor.

I’d like to file a complaint about your formula give-away which as you know, undermines a new mother’s ability to breast-feed and greatly impairs the health of infants.

Phone: surely Ms. Hathor you don’t have a problem with ‘free food’ for babies?

Hathor: BREASTMILK! IS! FREE! FOOD! FOR! BABIES!! YOU MORON!

phone: Yes, well…and how many more times will you be calling today?

Hathor: Oh, I’ve got you on speed dial and I’ve got all day!

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